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Truman Chipotle

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TRANSMISSION FEED: I grab Caesar before he's stabbed to death by the Roman Senators and whisk him away in my time machine to the early 90s where I show him the glory days of Little Caesars pizza. We then head to the present where I show him Little Caesars today. "Yo, Caesar! What the hell happened?!"